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"I don't wanna schnitzel ya nizzle"

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Fun week...let me tell ya about it😁😁 I’m going to do bullet points  -took candy to family night...fights broke out for American candy! - Elder Grass carried bottles on his head for someone that didnt like our church...we taught them  - got bashed a couple times...my Bible study has gotten better  - BAPTISM FOR STAN!! I love Stan, so glad he was able be baptized!  - got a real burger...stomach hurt for a while  - looked up a picture of a taco on  LDS.org  - zone conference! lots of good stuff as usual!  - RAINNNNN!! Thank you to anyone who prayed for rain for me it worked. Saturday and Sunday it was raining and it was glorious!  - traveled to kpalime  - went to cool waterfall in kpalime (hikes 8km idk miles)  - felt good to hike, had a constant thought a lion was gonna attack me, but they are a couple more miles north I think  - dude tried to scam us then said "get me a beer and i'll let ya go" we said no  Story time...

Happy Easter

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Fun week...let me tell ya about it 😁😁 This week was fun. We did a lot of finding so here's some bullet points of the type people we found:  • a dude that told us he was going to kill all white people cause we colonized them. We informed him we are Americans not French, and he said “that's alittle better...im still gonna kill you all though" we left  • a dude who kept refuring to us as pastors and saying "church of Joseph Smith" we corrected on both. • a cool family that loved the Book of Mormon, and my amazing patte=Bible sauce=Book of Mormon analogy (hit me up if you want to hear it)  • a women who really wants me to find a phone for her, I told her if she gives me money I'll get it, she refused  • sassy sowing girls  • a cool family that is extremely rich, then the dad went to France and guard said no we couldn’t visit  • a women that we carried coconuts for, about 2 miles later arriving at designation, we tried to teach and no one there was interested...

First sickness/transfers

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Fun week...let me tell ya about it 😁😁  Start this week off y'all, i got sick...we were pulling up to a members house, just buying some cookies cause we gonna party, and this pain pulls on up in my stomach, no biggy it will leave...it didn’t. At the member's house I knew I had to throw up but I was trying to hold it down until we left. Well, I did that for about an 1 1/2-2 hours then this home boy wanted to come out so me and Miller walked outside the parcel and I threw up on a trash pile...bought some water bags and went in. They didn't even question it…they bring the food out ..oh joy it's a big plate of rice...imma die.  I start eating...got about 5 bites in and had to sprint out the parcel and into the road and threw up...they saw that one...whole parcel did, one little girl followed me (never had she ever seen a white Usain Bolt) and while I am throwing rice chucks out my nose and mouth thinking imma die here in Africa in this barf trash pile, she said "yovo....

Burger King Foot Lettuce

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Fun week, let me tell ya about it 😁 Okay, so start this week off! I was in Kpalime for an exchange. Kpalime is the tourist attraction of Togo (mountains and waterfalls) so we saw a few whites on Monday, pretty weird tbh. Ii got some cool paigne and a nice rain storm came in and blocked the service and I couldn't talk to my family 😐  TUSDAY! Had an exchange with Elder Raharimanatsoa (yes, spelled that right) from Madagascar and he is so funny! He wants to teach Malagasy at Provo MTC so bad! Literally talked to me about it all day, love that man. We found some great people that could progress beautifully. He's a beast, and learning English so we were speaking a little English to each other and if a person was talking to long or he wanted to leave he'd say in a deep voice "we Gotta go!" and it made me laugh every time. Wednesday, had a nice storm come in so we spent the afternoon shoveling the dirt around peoples houses to get water away and out of their houses. Th...